Minimum Wage

Since Brad knew how crappy I've been feeling lately, he surprised me last night by making a super yummy dinner (most appreciated after working out at the gym and then dragging my ass home on the train), and as an additional surprise, he stuck this in one of my shopping bags:


Yup, it's Minimum Wage! (He's "minimum" because it's a little ugly, as opposed to a full-size uglydoll.) This is the description from the Uglydoll website:

Minimum Wage gets the job done!
See that apron?
Told ya!
Wage is hard working and super smarty, just like you.
Hired, fired, never come back...
Wage has heard it all, and doesn't need to know what any of it means.
Why? Hmm yeah. But Wage does know that come pay day, it's time for cookies, snacks and plain ole chillin' with Ice-Bat, his best buddy Babo...and you, the human!

I love Minimun Wage. He is super cute and slept between Brad and I last night (along with Elphie and Helena, two of our cats). Our bed looks like it belongs in a kid's room or a zoo in the morning. Hooray for Uglydolls and Little Uglies!