Neurotic

Every day, as soon as I get into work, I use antibacterial wipes to clean my desk and my phone. I hate dirt and germs. I will kill them all! Between that and airborne, it's no wonder why I haven't really gotten sick this winter.

Wait, did I say winter? It's spring now. It's 34 degrees out, but yes, it is technically spring. I knew NYC was going to have to pay for 55 degree days all through January, but did anyone listen to me? No. Of course not. Thank goodness for my space heater.